అడగడం ఇష్టం లేకపోతె

ఒక లెక్చరర్ ఎప్పుడూ క్లాసు లో అమ్మయిలిని

తేలికగా ఉండే ప్రశ్నలు అడుగుతూ జవాబులు చేప్పినవారిని

ఊరికే పొగుడుతూ ఉండేవాడు

[అంటే రెండు రెళ్ళు యెంత మూడు మూళ్ళు యెంత లాంటివి ]

అబ్బాయిలకు మండి మమ్మల్ని ఏదైనా అడగండి సార్

మేమూ చెబుతాం అన్నారంట పౌరుషంగా

దాని కి ఆయన అడిగిన ప్రశ్న

కోటివిద్యలు కూటి కొరకే అనే సామెత ఉంది కదా

ఆ కోటి విద్యలు ఏంటో లిస్టు రాసి ఇమ్మన్నాడట నీతి : అడగడం ఇష్టం లేకపోతె ఇలాటివే అడుగుతారు 

ANOTHER JOKE

Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and 

Laloo Prasad Yadav were

Travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an 

accident and all three of

them died.

Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the 

doorstep 

of death.

He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.

But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he 

should be sent to HELL.

Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.

He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being 

made. All the three

of..    They had served the public. 

Similarly, all took bribes, 

all misused public

Positions, etc.

Then why the differential treatment?

He felt that there should be a formal test or an 

objective evaluation

before a decision is made; and 

should not be just 

based 

on opinion or

pre-conceived Notions.

Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to 

appear for an English

test.

PVNR is asked to spell ' INDIA ' and he does it 

correctly.

Advani is asked to spell ' ENGLAND ' and he too passes.

It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell ' 

CZECHOSLOVAKIA '.

Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.

He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough 

question and thus

Forced to fail with false intent.

Yama then agrees to conduct 

a written test in Hindi    (to 

give another chance

assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi 

would provide an equal

Platform for all three).

PVNR is asked to write 'KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW'. 

He writes it easily and

Passes...

Advani is asked to write 'BILLY BOLI MYAUN 

MYAUN'. He too passes.

Laloo is asked to write 'BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.... .'

Tough one. He fails again.

Laloo is extremely unhappy.

Having been a student of history (which the other two 

weren't),he now

requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in 

history

Yama says OK but this 

would be the last chance and 

that he would not take

any more tests.

PVNR is asked: 'when did 

India get Independence? ' 

He    replied '1947' and

passed.

Advani is asked 'how many people died during the 

independence struggle?'

He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 

options: 100,000 or

200,000

Or 300,000.

Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

It's Laloo's turn now.
'

Yama asks him to give the

 Name and Address of each 

of 

the 200,000 who died

In the struggle.

Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS 

DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS

NO ESCAPE...... ..